Wishlist

Purchasing Goals & Delusions of Grandeur

A curated list of things I want but haven't pulled the trigger on — ranging from perfectly reasonable to clinically ambitious. Gifting is encouraged.

Grab Bag

Easy wins. Coffee money. No excuses.

A plush space battleship. Peak desk energy.

Meaningful upgrades. Birthday-gift territory.

Mechanical keyboard that costs more than my first laptop.

My spine has been subsidizing my career for too long.

$600

So I can hear exactly how bad my Spotify playlists are.

Dreams that require a liquidity event or two.

~$4.5B

Buy or create one. Either way, losing money at 200 mph sounds fun.

~$7B

Kraft had his run. Time for new blood and a real rebuild.

If you made it this far, you're either very generous or very nosy. Either way, thanks for scrolling.