Wishlist

Milestones funded by LeXCorp profits

Live funding progress on my personal wishlist — paid entirely from LeXCorp profits, cheapest first. Watch the mountain get climbed.

Grab Bag — 0/1 Cleared

Easy wins. Coffee money. No excuses.

A plush space battleship. Peak desk energy.

Meaningful upgrades. Birthday-gift territory.

Unlocks when Grab Bag is complete

Mechanical keyboard that costs more than my first laptop.

$600

So I can hear exactly how bad my Spotify playlists are.

Locked · Unlocks at 100% Grab Bag

My spine has been subsidizing my career for too long.

Dreams that require a liquidity event or two.

Unlocks when War Chest is complete

~$4.5B

Buy or create one. Either way, losing money at 200 mph sounds fun.

Locked · Unlocks at 100% War Chest

~$7B

Kraft had his run. Time for new blood and a real rebuild.

Locked · Unlocks at 100% War Chest

Every dollar above comes from LeXCorp profit. No gifts, no shortcuts — just the climb.